By Matt
So in preparation for my Eurotrip, which I will be leaving for in about 12 hours, I decided to check some baggage guidelines to see if I had anything illegal and I noticed that the airlines are getting a little silly about what they list as restricted and permitted. “What, you mean I can’t bring my anti-aircraft missile as a carry-on?!?!” I don’t want to be on the same plane as anyone who doesn’t realize that they have to leave their dynamite and radioactive pharmaceuticals at home.
The permitted items start off pretty normal, besides the fact that they state again I can’t have my radioactive play things.
It’s good to see they’ve finally loosened up and allowed nail clippers on carry-ons. I’d definitely not waste money on some new ones overseas so I would have probably come back looking like a Ripley’s Believe it or not freak.
What the hell are safety razors?! That’s like a family friendly minefield, it just doesn’t make sense. Thank god I’m allowed my personal lubricants though! Ummm…and apparently stabbing people is fine as long as they only can cause minor lung punctures 4-inches deep.
What the hell are safety razors?! That's like a family friendly minefield, it just doesn't make sense. Thank god I'm allowed my personal lubricants though! Ummm...and apparently stabbing people is fine as long as they only can cause minor lung punctures 4-inches deep.I saved the best for last – this one is by far my favorite. My guess is that someone saw the part in the Transformers movie where a robot tried to sabotage Air Force One. I sincerely hope the airline got a call from a concerned parent calling to make sure their son and transformer toy wouldn’t be tackled and arrested for treason immediately upon entering the airport.
My only other question is: What about my Tickle-Me Elmo doll?! There’s definitely something sinister about those things.
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on Friday, May 16th, 2008 at 8:08 am and is filed under Eurotripping, Going on Break, Travel.
