Ramen should be treated with caution and reverence – to do otherwise would be suicidal. This is a food product that is ready to eat in 3 minutes, can be cooked in a microwave, coffeepot, hotpot, or heated boot and has a disturbingly high calorie-to-size ratio. If you’re feeling daring, you can even use one of the long noodles to impress the ladies by holding on to one end of the noodle, snorting the rest of it up your nose and then magically pulling the other end out of your mouth. You’re welcome.
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